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		<title>Finnish squirrel steals Kinder eggs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wstryder</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this Reuters story quite unbelievable, until I saw it with my own eyes. It seems the Kinder egg stealing squirrel from Jyväskylä has a cousin in Espoo: Funny how all these stories have a picture of a Eastern Grey Squirrel although the most common squirrel in Finland is the Red Squirrel. Perhaps the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found <a href="http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKL0145707520070801" title="Reuters: Chocoholic squirrel steals treats from Finnish shop">this Reuters story</a> quite unbelievable, until I saw it with my own eyes. It seems the Kinder egg stealing squirrel from Jyväskylä has a cousin in Espoo:</p>
<p><a href="http://wstryder.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/kinder_squirrel.jpg" title="Squirrel steals Kinder eggs"><img src="http://wstryder.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/kinder_squirrel450.jpg" title="Squirrel steals Kinder eggs, by Late, egg by Gargaj: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:KinderEgg.jpg CC BY-SA 2.5" alt="Squirrel steals Kinder eggs, by Late, egg by Gargaj: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:KinderEgg.jpg CC BY-SA 2.5" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>Funny how all <a href="http://news.google.com/news?q=kinder+squirrel" title="Google News search: kinder squirrel">these</a> stories have a picture of a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Gray_Squirrel" title="Eastern Grey Squirrel - Wikipedia">Eastern Grey Squirrel</a> although the most common squirrel in Finland is the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Squirrel" title="Red Squirrel - Wikipedia">Red Squirrel</a>. Perhaps the grey squirrel most resembles a global stereotype of a squirrel and is therefore better for a news story. Who cares what color squirrels are in Finland anyway?!?</p>
<p>In more disturbing wildlife news, a <a href="http://www.hs.fi/english/article/Camel+kills+donkey+at+Helsinki+Zoo/1135229189695?ref=rss" title="Camel kills wild ass at Helsinki Zoo - Helsingin Sanomat">camel kills wild ass at Helsinki Zoo</a>. Tempting, but I&#8217;m not going to photoshop that chain of events.</p>
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		<title>Microsoft spend $3.7 billion in China</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 19:03:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wstryder</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amount of money Microsoft has committed to spending on technology and investment in China over the next 5 years: $3.7 billion Height of the largest Windows Vista ad bought by Microsoft, projected on the side of the Jin Mao tower in Shanghai: 421 meters Price for a basic, legal copy of Microsoft Vista in China: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://wstryder.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/piratey_250.jpg" title="Pirate. Public Domain." alt="Pirate. Public Domain." align="right" hspace="6" vspace="6" />Amount of money Microsoft has committed to spending on technology and investment in China over the next 5 years: <strong>$3.7 billion</strong></p>
<p>Height of the <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/yakobusan/379007111/" title="See picture: Windows Vista on Jin Mao Tower - Flickr.com">largest Windows Vista ad</a> bought by Microsoft, projected on the side of the Jin Mao tower in Shanghai: <strong>421 meters</strong></p>
<p>Price for a basic, legal copy of Microsoft Vista in China: <strong>$295</strong></p>
<p>Price of a pirated copy of Microsoft Vista on the street in China: <strong>$1.30 to $4.00</strong></p>
<p>244 genuine copies of Microsoft Vista sold in China in the first two weeks after its launch: <strong>PRICELESS!</strong></p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/node/4454" title="Numbers: Microsoft in the Middle Kingdom">FP Passport</a></p>
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		<title>Überhyperlinking</title>
		<link>http://wstryder.org/2007/04/13/uberhyperlinking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 18:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wstryder</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve written about hyperlinks before. I have argued that it is absolutely ludicrous that some websites want to prevent you from deep linking to content on their websites, or mandate special conditions for hyperlinking. I sent dozens of requests to such sites asking for permission to link to their sites. I was honored, but more [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.gugologia.hpg.ig.com.br/decisaoPerfeita.html" title="PageRank, An art draw drawn by Felipe Micaroni Lalli"><img src="http://wstryder.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/pagerank-byfml.gif" title="PageRank, An art draw drawn by Felipe Micaroni Lalli" alt="PageRank, An art draw drawn by Felipe Micaroni Lalli" align="right" hspace="8" vspace="8" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.middlemiss.org/lit/authors/scottj/whatihavewritten.html" title="John A. Scott - What I have written">I&#8217;ve written</a> <a href="http://about.com/" title="About.com">about</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink" title="Hyperlink - Wikipedia.org">hyperlinks</a> <a href="http://finnmetal.com/blog/?cat=6" title="Caffeine overdose - hyperlinks category">before</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a> <a href="http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/" title="Thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout">I have argued</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/that" title="That">that</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099864/" title="It (1990) - IMDb.com">it</a> <a href="http://iltasanomat.fi/" title="IS - Ilta-Sanomat">is</a> <a href="http://www.absolut.com/" title="Absolut Vodka">absolutely</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB7tc9pVvYg" title="YouTube - Ludicrous speed, GO!">ludicrous</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/that" title="That">that</a> <a href="http://www.some.org" title="So Others May Eat">some</a> <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=define:Website" title="Google search - define:website">websites</a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/neloqua/251133988/" title="I want to be where the Sun warms the sky - Flickr.com">want to</a> <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/goatopolis/111106294/" title="prevent sabotage - Flickr.com">prevent</a> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Apocalyptica/_/From+Out+of+Nowhere" title="You came from out of nowhere...">you from</a> <a href="http://www.ala.org/Template.cfm?Section=ifissues&amp;Template=/ContentManagement/ContentDisplay.cfm&amp;ContentID=25306" title="ALA | Deep linking">deep linking</a> <a href="http://www.sonystyle.com/is-bin/_wbr%20target=_blank_INTERSHOP.enfinity/eCS/Store/en/-/USD/SY_DisplayProductInformation-Start?ProductSKU=DSLRA100H&amp;Dept=cameras&amp;CategoryName=dcc_DIDigitalSLRCameras_BodyandKits" title="Sony® α (alpha) DSLR-A100H Camera Body">to</a> <a href="http://www.sonystyle.com/intershoproot/eCS/Store/en/imagesProducts/180x180/VGNTXN29NL.jpg" title="Sony vaio image, deep link to sony.com">content</a> <a href="http://www.sonystyle.com/intershoproot/eCS/Store/en/imagesProducts/180x180/VGCLS21N.jpg" title="Sony VAIO desktop, good example of a deep link to an image">on</a> <a href="http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000256.htm" title="Their, there or they're? - Englishplus.com">their</a> <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=define:Website" title="Google search - define:website">websites</a><a href="http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma" title="Commas in English">,</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?sourceid=Mozilla-search&amp;va=or" title="Definition of or">or</a> <a href="http://www.answers.com/main/ntquery?s=mandate&amp;gwp=13" title="Mandate - Answers.com">mandate</a> <a href="http://www.coolantarctica.com/Antarctica%20fact%20file/science/cold_penguins.htm" title="How penquins survive under special conditions">special conditions</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?sourceid=Mozilla-search&amp;va=for" title="Definition of for - Merriam-Webster">for</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink" title="Hyperlink - Wikipedia.org">hyperlinking</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Sent-Letter-My-Love-Manchester/dp/1580811159" title="I sent a letter to my love - Amazon.com">I sent</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061578/" title="The Dirty Dozen - IMDb.com">dozens</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/of" title="Definition of of - Merriam-Webster">of</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0260480/" title="Unusual Requests (1968) - IMDb.com">requests</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/to" title="Definition of to - Merriam-Webster">to</a> <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=porn" title="Search google for ">such sites</a> <a href="http://www.ask.com/" title="Ask.com">asking</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?sourceid=Mozilla-search&amp;va=for" title="Definition of for - Merriam-Webster">for</a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kinkyfantastic/194731254/" title="Permission to proceed - Flickr.com">permission</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/to" title="Definition of to - Merriam-Webster">to</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink" title="Hyperlink - Wikipedia.org">link</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/to" title="Definition of to - Merriam-Webster">to</a> <a href="http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000256.htm" title="Their, there or they're? - Englishplus.com">their</a> <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=define:Website" title="Google search - define:website">sites</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0203019/" title="Men of Honor (2000) - IMDb.com">I was honored</a><a href="http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma" title="Commas in English">,</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/but" title="Definition of but - Merriam-Webster">but</a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dey/438557206/" title="Amused - Flickr.com">more than slightly amused</a><a href="http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma" title="Commas in English">,</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082853/" title="Only when I Laugh - IMDb.com">when I</a> <a href="http://finnmetal.com/blog/?p=36" title="Government approved link - Caffeine overdose">received a formal permission</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/to" title="Definition of to - Merriam-Webster">to</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink" title="Hyperlink - Wikipedia.org">link</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/to" title="Definition of to - Merriam-Webster">to</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/the" title="Definition of the - Merriam-Webster">the</a> <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=define:Website" title="Google search - define:website">website</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/of" title="Definition of of - Merriam-Webster">of</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/the" title="Definition of the - Merriam-Webster">the</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government" title="Government - Wikipedia.org">government</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/of" title="Definition of of - Merriam-Webster">of</a> <a href="http://www.lonelyplanet.com/worldguide/destinations/pacific/australia" title="Australia Travel Information - Lonely Planet Destination Guide">Australia</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a> <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF8&amp;om=1&amp;z=5&amp;ll=-25.045792,134.604492&amp;spn=25.984428,41.132813&amp;t=k" title="Australia - Google Maps">Here</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099864/" title="It (1990) - IMDb.com">it</a> <a href="http://iltasanomat.fi/" title="IS - Ilta-Sanomat">is</a> <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF8&amp;om=1&amp;z=5&amp;ll=-25.045792,134.604492&amp;spn=25.984428,41.132813&amp;t=k" title="Australia - Google Maps">again</a><a href="http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma" title="Commas in English">,</a> <a href="http://www.australia.gov.au/" title="The Government of Australia - government approved link!">a friggin government approved link</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exclamation_mark" title="Exclamation mark - Wikipedia.org">!</a></p>
<p><a href="http://finnmetal.com/blog/?p=34" title="Don’t link to Pt.2: governments, universities and arms dealers - Caffeine overdose">Only one request was explicitly denied</a><a href="http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma" title="Commas in English">,</a> <a href="http://www.lostpedia.com/wiki/Others" title="The Others - Lostpedia.org">the others</a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/hamsta/69171368/" title="You never replied - Flickr.com">never replied</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/to" title="Definition of to - Merriam-Webster">to</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/my" title="Definition of my - Merriam-Webster">my</a> <a href="http://www.w3.org/Protocols/rfc2616/rfc2616-sec5.html" title="HTTP/1.1 request">requests</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.w3.org/DesignIssues/LinkMyths.html" title="Tim Berners-Lee, Link Myths">According</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/to" title="Definition of to - Merriam-Webster">to</a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/notcatherinezeta/113230740/" title="Tim on Flickr.com">Tim</a> <a href="http://www.w3.org/People/Berners-Lee/" title="Tim Berners-Lee">Berners</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyphen" title="Hyphen">-</a><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000045/" title="Bruce Lee - IMDb.com">Lee</a><a href="http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma" title="Commas in English">,</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/on" title="Definition of on - Merriam-Webster">on</a> <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teh+internets" title="Teh Internets - Urbandictionary.com">the web</a><a href="http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma" title="Commas in English">,</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/to" title="Definition of to - Merriam-Webster">to</a> <a href="http://www.gnu.org/software/make/manual/make.html" title="GNU make">make</a> <a href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Self-reference" title="Self-reference - Uncyclopedia.org">reference without making a</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink" title="Hyperlink - Wikipedia.org">link</a> <a href="http://iltasanomat.fi/" title="IS - Ilta-Sanomat">is</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117060/" title="Mission Impossible  (1996) IMDb.com">possible</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotation_mark" title="Quatation mark - Wikipedia.org">&#8220;</a><a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/but" title="Definition of but - Merriam-Webster">but</a> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Mumia+Abu-Jamal/_/When+Ineffective+Means+Effective" title="When ineffective means effective - Mumia Abu-Jamal - Last.fm">ineffective</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dash" title="Dash">–</a> <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=7h_UxaPuvmw" title="YouTube - Jonathan Levene's Paper-bag head man">like speaking but with a paper bag over your head</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotation_mark" title="Quatation mark - Wikipedia.org">&#8220;</a></p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink" title="Hyperlink - Wikipedia.org">Linking</a> <a href="http://iltasanomat.fi/" title="IS - Ilta-Sanomat">is</a> <a href="http://www.w3.org/DesignIssues/LinkMyths.html" title="Tim Berners-Lee, Link Myths">not only our fundamental right</a><a href="http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma" title="Commas in English">,</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraction_%28grammar%29" title="Contraction (grammar) Wikipedia.org">it&#8217;s</a> <a href="http://www.au.af.mil/au/awc/awcgate/au-24/au24-352mac.htm" title="Duty, honor, country, General MacArthur">our duty</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a> Not linking <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/to" title="Definition of to - Merriam-Webster">to</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP1X-O2eFhE" title="YouTube - Homer's funniest clips">relevant sources</a> <a href="http://www.fallacyfiles.org/noncause.html" title="Non causa pro causa">causes</a> <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=e1nxunlYzrQ" title="YouTube - crazy woman bitching">extreme frustration in most readers</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a> <a href="http://wstryder.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/coffee_klm_250.jpg" title="Click here to see my picture!!!">I</a> <a href="http://www.geocaching.com" title="Geocaching.com">find</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099864/" title="It (1990) - IMDb.com">it</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317705/" title="The Incredibles (2004) - IMDb.com">incredible</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/that" title="That">that</a> <a href="http://news.google.com" title="Google News">most online newspapers</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraction_%28grammar%29" title="Contraction (grammar) - Wikipedia.org">don&#8217;t</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink" title="Hyperlink - Wikipedia.org">link</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/to" title="Definition of to - Merriam-Webster">to</a> <a href="http://www.iomega.com/direct/products/family.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=26891277&amp;bmUID=1176467691273" title="iOmega external hard drive">external</a> <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=define:Website" title="Google search - define:website">sites</a> <a href="http://www.herodios.com/atsign.htm" title="A natural history of the @ sign">at</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/all" title="Definition of all - Merriam-Webster">all</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a> <a href="http://www.some.org" title="So Others May Eat">Some</a><a href="http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma" title="Commas in English">,</a> <a href="http://www.engadget.com/" title="Engadget.com">like engadget.com</a><a href="http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma" title="Commas in English">,</a> <a href="http://www.aaamath.com/g25a2-evenodd.html" title="Even and odd numbers. Not for the colour blind.">even</a> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Pink+Floyd/_/Have+a+Cigar" title="Have a cigar, Pink Floyd - Last.fm">have</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/a" title="Dedinition of a - Merriam-Webster">a</a> <a href="http://sam.zoy.org/goatse/" title="Goatse!">perverse</a> <a href="http://www.lyricsfreak.com/o/offspring/bad+habit_20102662.html" title="The Offspring, Bad Habit - Lyricsfreak.com">habit</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/of" title="Definition of of - Merriam-Webster">of</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink" title="Hyperlink - Wikipedia.org">linking</a> <a href="http://www.nrj.fi/" title="NRJ - Hit music only!">only</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/to" title="Definition of to - Merriam-Webster">to</a> <a href="http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000256.htm" title="Their, there or they're? - Englishplus.com">their</a> <a href="http://finnmetal.com/blog/?p=33" title="Caffeine overdose: Website Terms of Use that prohibit linking">own</a> <a href="http://finnmetal.com/blog/?p=36" title="Government approved link - Caffeine overdose">stories</a><a href="http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma" title="Commas in English">,</a> <a href="http://esl.about.com/library/grammar/blgr_adverbclauses_opposition.htm" title=" Using Adverb Clauses to Show Opposition">whereas </a><a href="http://technorati.com/" title="Technorati.com">bloggers</a> <a href="http://thesaurus.reference.com/browse/usually" title="usually - synonyms from Thesaurus.com">usually</a> <a href="http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/utilize.html" title="utilize/use?">utilize</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/a" title="Dedinition of a - Merriam-Webster">a</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvV-upQVoFs" title="YouTube - Cypress Hill, Insane in the membrane">sane</a> <a href="http://www.lyricsfreak.com/o/offspring/bad+habit_20102662.html" title="The Offspring, Bad Habit - Lyricsfreak.com">habit</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/of" title="Definition of of - Merriam-Webster">of</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink" title="Hyperlink - Wikipedia.org">linking</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a></p>
<p><a href="http://wstryder.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/coffee_klm_250.jpg" title="Click here to see my picture!!!">I</a> <a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/" title="StumbleUpon.com">stumbled upon</a> <a href="http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_zdpcm/is_200204/ai_ziff25363" title="Missing links, John C. Dvorak">this article</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/by" title="Definition of by - Merriam-Webster.com">by</a> <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=50&amp;chapter=1&amp;version=31" title="The Gospel according to John - Biblegateway.com">John</a> <a href="http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/" title="JTC1/SC22/WG14 - C">C</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a> <a href="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/" title="Dvorak Uncensored">Dvorak</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a> <a href="http://www.lostpedia.com/wiki/He" title="Him - Lostpedia.org">He</a>  <a href="http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/" title="Thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout">argues</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bracket" title="Bracket - Wikipedia.org">(</a><a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/and" title="Definition of and - Merriam-Webster.com">and</a> <a href="http://www.wsu.edu/%7Ebrians/errors/quiet.html" title="quiet/quite">quite</a> <a href="http://andrightlyso.com/" title="andrightlyso.com">rightly so</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bracket" title="Bracket - Wikipedia.org">)</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/that" title="That">that</a> <a href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Overlinking" title="Overlinking - Uncyclopedia.org">overlinking</a> <a href="http://iltasanomat.fi/" title="IS - Ilta-Sanomat">is</a> <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=%22probably+better%22" title="Search google for ">probably better</a> <a href="http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/than.html" title="than/then - Common English errors">than</a> <a href="http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,33326,00.asp" title="Missing Links, John C. Dvorak">null</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyphen" title="Hyphen">-</a><a href="http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,33326,00.asp" title="Missing Links, John C. Dvorak">linking</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a> <a href="http://www.lostpedia.com/wiki/He" title="Him - Lostpedia.org">He</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/also" title="Definition of also - Merriam-Webster.com">also</a> <a href="http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,33326,00.asp" title="Missing Links, John C. Dvorak">discusses</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/the" title="Definition of the - Merriam-Webster">the</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concept" title="Concept - Wikipedia.org">concept</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/of" title="Definition of of - Merriam-Webster">of</a> <a href="http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/etcbin/toccer-new2?id=ManFour.sgm&amp;images=images/modeng&amp;data=/texts/english/modeng/parsed&amp;tag=public&amp;part=all" title="The fourth dimension simply explained">dimensional</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink" title="Hyperlink - Wikipedia.org">linking</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dash" title="Dash">–</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/the" title="Definition of the - Merriam-Webster">the</a> <a href="http://www.idea.int/" title="International Institute for Democracy and Electoral Assistance"> idea</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/of" title="Definition of of - Merriam-Webster">of</a> <a href="http://alldifferent-allequal.info/" title="All different, all equal">different</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_Level_%28UK%29" title="Advanced Level (UK) - Wikipedia.org">levels</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/of" title="Definition of of - Merriam-Webster">of</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink" title="Hyperlink - Wikipedia.org">links</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/that" title="That">that</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/can" title="Definition of can - Merriam-Webster">can</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/be" title="Definition of be - Merriam-Webster">be</a> <a href="http://youtube.com/results?search_query=turned+on&amp;search=Search" title="YouTube - turned on">turned on</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/or" title="Definition of or - Merriam-Webster">or</a> <a href="http://www.esldesk.com/common-errors-in-english/-off-of.aspx" title="Common english errors off/of">off</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/with" title="Definition of with - Merriam-Webster">with</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/the" title="Definition of the - Merriam-Webster">the</a>  <a href="http://www.spreadfirefox.com/" title="Spread Firefox!">browser</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_zdpcm/is_200204/ai_ziff25363" title="Missing links, John C. Dvorak">This</a> <a href="http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html" title="How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?">would</a> <a href="http://www.artofeurope.com/shakespeare/sha8.htm" title="To be or not to be">be</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/a" title="Dedinition of a - Merriam-Webster">a</a> <a href="http://www.c00lstuff.com/395/Beer_launching_fridge/" title="Great idea: A beer launching fridge!">great idea</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/for" title="Definition of for - Merriam-Webster">for</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural" title="Plural - Wikipedia.org">many</a> <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=define:Website" title="Google search - define:website">sites</a><a href="http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma" title="Commas in English">,</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/but" title="Definition of but - Merriam-Webster">but</a> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/No+Doubt" title="No doubt - Last.fm">no doubt</a> <a href="http://www.ibreathemusic.com/article/144" title="Dude, these chords are difficult!">difficult</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/to" title="Definition of to - Merriam-Webster">to</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Implementation" title="Implementation - Wikipedia.org">implement</a> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/U2/_/Without-Without+You" title="U2, Without-without you - Last.fm">without</a> <a href="http://www.gnu.org/software/make/manual/make.html" title="GNU make">making</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099864/" title="It (1990) - IMDb.com">it</a> <a href="http://blogs.zdnet.com/images/SysCallIIS.jpg" title="Windows system calls">overly complex</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de3ldip5tp0" title="YouTube - John lennon imagine 9/11 cover">Imagine</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/a" title="Dedinition of a - Merriam-Webster">a</a> <a href="http://www.blogger.com/redirect/next_blog.pyra?navBar=true" title="Blogspot.com next blog">blog</a><a href="http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma" title="Commas in English">,</a> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Hiding-Place-Corrie-Ten-Boom/dp/0553256696" title="Corrie Ten Boom, The Hiding Place - Amazon.com">where</a><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Hiding-Place-Corrie-Ten-Boom/dp/0553256696" title="Corrie Ten Boom, The Hiding Place - Amazon.com"> you could hide</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/all" title="Definition of all - Merriam-Webster">all</a> <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/adoran2/56377910/" title="Unnecessary noise prohibited - Flickr.com">unnecessary</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink" title="Hyperlink - Wikipedia.org">links</a> <a href="http://m-w.com/dictionary/with" title="Definition of with - Merriam-Webster">with</a> <a href="http://www.just.edu.jo" title="Jordan University of Science and Technology">just</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwW9L_qzqp8" title="Metallica, One - YouTube">one</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389860/" title="Click (2006) - IMDb.com">click</a><a href="http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma" title="Commas in English">,</a> leaving only <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/the" title="Definition of the - Merriam-Webster">the</a> really important <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink" title="Hyperlink - Wikipedia.org">links</a> visible<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop" title="Full stop - Wikipedia.org">.</a> Now <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraction_%28grammar%29" title="Contraction (grammar) - Wikipedia.org">wouldn&#8217;t</a> <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/that" title="That">that</a> be awesome<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exclamation_mark" title="Exclamation mark - Wikipedia.org">!</a></p>
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		<title>Wanda the fish is dead</title>
		<link>http://wstryder.org/2007/04/01/wanda-the-fish-is-dead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wstryder</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was shocked today when I found Wanda the fish floating upside-down in its tank. Happy April 1st everybody!]]></description>
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<p>I was shocked today when I found Wanda the fish floating upside-down in its tank. Happy April 1st everybody!</p>
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		<title>Amazing Fun Universal Icon Language</title>
		<link>http://wstryder.org/2007/02/13/amazing-fun-universal-icon-language/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 14:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Will Zlango soon been the lingua franca of all mobile and web communication?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Will <a href="http://www.zlango.com/" title="Zlango Icon Language">Zlango</a> soon been the lingua franca of all mobile and web communication?</p>
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		<title>Up in the ass of Timo</title>
		<link>http://wstryder.org/2006/10/23/up-in-the-ass-of-timo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wstryder</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this clip via Digg. Yep, we can be very proud of our rally heroes. Just don&#8217;t learn English from them. Oh and Kimi Räikkönen announces to live ITV-viewers that he was &#8220;having a shit&#8221; during Michael Schumacher&#8217;s trophy presentation. Don&#8217;t let these guys teach you manners either]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqQhQSbe6fw" title="YouTube - Turkey Rautiainen Stone Up His Ass">this clip</a> via <a href="http://digg.com/videos_comedy/Rally_co_driver_gets_a_stone_up_his_ass" title="Digg.com - Rally co-driver gets a stone up his ass">Digg</a>. Yep, we can be very proud of our rally heroes. Just don&#8217;t learn English from them. <img src='http://wstryder.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  Oh and Kimi Räikkönen announces to live ITV-viewers that he was &#8220;<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/motorracing/tm_headline=foul-mouthed-kimi-s-tv-boob-&amp;method=full&amp;objectid=17976489&amp;siteid=94762-name_page.html" title="Mirror.co.uk - FOUL-MOUTHED KIMI'S TV BOOB">having a shit</a>&#8221; during Michael Schumacher&#8217;s trophy presentation. Don&#8217;t let these guys teach you manners either <img src='http://wstryder.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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