Tag Archive for 'piracy'

The only memorable thing about The Simpsons Movie

I will not illegally download this movie
There ^. The funniest thing in the whole movie. This movie totally lacked supporting characters (no Groundskeeper Willie!), there was only one plot line and the movie was stuffed with lame slapstick comedy instead of the famous Simpsons satirical parody. Green Day ruled though!

One thing is for sure, I will not illegally download this movie from the Pirate Bay again.

Harry Potter hits BitTorrent hits TechCrunch hit by Scholastic

Incriminating evidence? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

In most amazing news this week (last week actually, but I’ve been offline for a week) Scholastic sends TechCrunch a takedown notice for their post “The Latest Harry Potter Book Hits BitTorrent”. According to USA Today Scholastic is contacting every site that has mentioned this story and demanding it be taken down. So to tell people that the torrent for the latest Harry Potter book can be downloaded from The Pirate Bay is now copyright infringement? TechCrunch didn’t even directly link to the torrent, in fact they didn’t link to The Pirate Bay at all.

Copyright – two words combined that don’t make sense.

Gottfrid Svartholm raided… a year ago

The Pirate BayTrust a digg article titled “PirateBay proprieter raided by Swedish police!”? Apparently somebody at ITviikko regularly scans digg.com for juicy headlines and figured this article must be big news since it has been dugg over 900 times. Gottfrid Svartholm, better known as anakata, now has a pretty blunt statement on his website:

Note to (stupid) DIGG users: This message is from LAST year! D’oh!

They removed the topic from ITviikko but it’s still available at digitoday.fi. Mistakes happen, even to topnotch journalists (not to mention enthusiastic diggers).

Microsoft spend $3.7 billion in China

Pirate. Public Domain.Amount of money Microsoft has committed to spending on technology and investment in China over the next 5 years: $3.7 billion

Height of the largest Windows Vista ad bought by Microsoft, projected on the side of the Jin Mao tower in Shanghai: 421 meters

Price for a basic, legal copy of Microsoft Vista in China: $295

Price of a pirated copy of Microsoft Vista on the street in China: $1.30 to $4.00

244 genuine copies of Microsoft Vista sold in China in the first two weeks after its launch: PRICELESS!

Source: FP Passport

Will The Pirate Bay soon govern their own micronation?

sealandThe Pirate Bay wants to buy Sealand. They are dreaming of “a great place for everybody, with high-speed Internets access, no copyright laws and vip accounts to The Pirate Bay.” My question is, since when do pirates need to buy a country? Why don’t they just gather a crew of fierce pirates, steal commandeer (nautical term) a battleship and raid Sealand.

Finnish comedian not amused at P2P

[Heikki Silvennoinen as Mauno Ahonen]Ilta-Sanomat reports that the Tampere police has initiated an investigation into alleged illegal sharing of Kummeli movies over the Internet. The Kummeli actors are pissed off at their latest movie “Kummeli Jackpot” hitting the P2P networks. The DVD is officially released today, but the torrent has apparently been available for quite some time already. “This is so wrong!” cries Kummeli funny-guy Heikki Silvennoinen, “You do all the work, but don’t get the salary you’re supposed to get. That’s like stealing money from someone’s bank account.”

In other news, Universal Pictures releases a special “Imperial edition” DVD of Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning, a movie that was released for anyone to download for free over the internet.

If you don’t know what Kummeli is all about, check out this classic “Meanwhile in Sweden” sketch, on YouTube.

Mediaviikko comments on YouTube

Mediaviikko’s executive editor Paavo Vasala was kind enough to send me Mediaviikko’s article on YLE&MTV3 vs. YouTube (subscribers only) and even gave me permission to quote it. Awesome! This might be interesting for Finnish readers, so here’s the entire comment from Mediaviikko:

Yleisradion ja MTV3:n tiukka kanta Googlea vastaan on täysin oikea. Ohjelmat ovat televisioyhtiöiden teettämiä ja rahoittamia sekä omistamia. Niitä ei saa kukaan näyttää luvatta. Kun sen tekee taloudellista voittoa tavoitteleva yhtiö, kuten nyt Google, teko on erityisen tuomittavaa laittomana.

TV-yhtiöt ovat maksaneet työntekijöille sovitun palkan ja palkkion ohjelmien tekemisestä. Myös muita kustannuksia on syntynyt. Kun Google käyttää nyt hyväkseen toisen tekemää työtä, sitä voidaan pitää varastamisena. Tällaista ei saa kannattaa. Herättääkin suurta hämmästystä, kuinka varsin moni nettikeskustelija luulee, että kyse on televisioyhtiöiden tahallisesta kiusanteosta, kun kielletään ohjelmien luvaton levitys netissä. Kustannuksien jaosta on kyse lopulta.

Nettimaailma on väärällään erilaisia virityksiä toisten tuotteiden anastamiseksi, mistä Suomessakin esillä olleet tekijänoikeuslain valmistelun aikaiset riidat ovat osoituksena. Luulen, että oikeustaju on kuitenkin tallella suurimmalla osalla kansasta. Eräillä vain oma ahneus iskee niin pahasti päälle, että ohjelmien ja muiden esitettävien tuotteiden tekijänoikeuksista ei paljoa piitata. Onneksi yhä enemmän netissä tapahtuva tuotevälitys on laillista myyntiä ja pelisäännöt ovat tulleet tutuiksi.

I’m sorry I don’t have time to translate the whole comment, but in brief, Vasala agrees with YLE and MTV3. He thinks that now that Google is benefiting financially from the illegal use of copyrighted material on YouTube, it can be called theft and should not be tolerated. He mentions that “The Internet is full of devices whose purpose is to steal the work of others, the row over the new Finnish copyright law demonstrates this well. Some are so greedy, that they don’t care about the copyrights of software or other products.”

To be continued. Vasala does it again – he calls copyright law critics criminals whenever he gets the opportunity. Opponents of the copyright law don’t support piracy, they want more rights for consumers. The Finnish copyright law has various points that need to be corrected. According to the 2006 copyright bill (edited from Afterdawn.com):

  • Circumventing copy protections is illegal, even for personal use.
  • Distributing tools that allow circumventing copy protection mechanisms is illegal.
  • Advertising tools that allow circumventing copy protection mechanisms is illegal.
  • Possession of tools that allow circumventing copy protection mechanisms is illegal, even for personal use.
  • Guides on how to circumvent copy protection mechanisms can be considered as “tools” and thus are also illegal.
  • Worryingly, even “organized discussion” on how to circumvent copy protection mechanisms, is illegal.

So, if you have a portable MP3 player and a copy-protected CD, you can’t legally copy the CD to your MP3 player anymore. Got Linux? Forget about installing libdvdcss to watch DVDs – you’d be breaking the law.

If I want to copy a CD to my MP3 player, does that make me a criminal? Talk about greed. Some are so greedy that they infest their products with copy-protection, just to make sure you won’t be able to use the product. Some are so greedy that they install rootkits on their CDs. Some are so greedy that they sell you DRM products online that could break at anytime. And yes, some hard-bitten evil pirates are so greedy that they download a 2min clip of Kummeli from YouTube for free, instead of bying the 6h DVD-set.

Finnish TV stations face YouTube

toukoAccording to Taloussanomat the Finnish broadcasting companies YLE and MTV3 now condemn the display of their tv-shows on YouTube. Jussi Tunturi from YLE says that YouTube is clearly breaking the law, because one may not use another’s material on an internet site without permission, and he is certain that no such permission has been given from YLE. The broadcasters say they will not tolerate any copyright infringements and see no option but to start talks with Google. Tunturi also wonders where on earth YouTube got their material from.

My first thought – What a frigging dumbass! I think Tunturi is confused as to the nature of YouTube, perhaps he’s never heard of Web 2.0. You know, It’s not very difficult to upload a video to YouTube, so it’s no wonder YouTube’s full of Kummeli and Studio julmahuvi clips. I find it interesting that it took YLE and MTV3 so long to figure out that their shows “air” also on YouTube. So what’s their next move? I think they should do the obvious thing and sue Google. I bet that would be fun. Or better yet, sue their viewers. Sue everyone who has uploaded YLE’s shows to YouTube. Start a massive anti copyright infringement campaign and sue all Kummeli and Studio Julmahuvi fans. It’s clear that they are losing revenue every second due to YouTube. I mean, who would buy a 4h Kummeli DVD when you can view a 2min clip on YouTube for free?

The television licence fee in Finland is 200.7€ per year. For that much money you get utter crap. Desperate Housewives and Lost are now on their third seasons in the US, in Finland they just started the second season. Any good movies on TV tonight? Let me check… definately no.

In my opinion the best way to enjoy TV-series is by buying the DVD-set. You get hours and hours of your favourite tv-show, with no commercials and zero interruptions. Now I have never had a TV, and I never will. I have better things to do with my time and my money. Who the hell needs television? That’s ancient shit, especially now that we have YouTube (slight pun intended).

P.S. If you’ve never heard of Touko Pouko or Studio Julmahuvi, check out this clip (in Finnish).
Update: The Inquirer now has this story.

MPA attacks guitar players

guitar_cuffedThey used to hunt music listeners. Now they attack musicians. Sites such as Olga.net and Guitartabs.com have removed all tablature from their sites under threats from the NMPA and MPA. This is a real shame, because er… sheet music is so expensive. Although I consider myself a pirate (Arrr!), I have actually bought some Black Sabbath, Metallica and Slayer tablature, for the reason that they are simply superior to the crap you can download from the usual tablature sites. So although they are expensive, you always get good value for your money. However, you can’t get scores for all songs and all bands. So for the rare stuff, you have to download the tabs from the net (at least if you’re half deaf like me and can’t figure out a single note by ear!). Would I download quality tablature if it was available for say, 1$ per song? You bet I would. But it isn’t available. So instead of fighting plummeting sales with legal action, why don’t these people do the obvious – start selling downloadable tablature? They’d probably want to infest that too with DRM though. Sigh.

Update: From the guitartabs.com site: “My site generates interest in playing music, which can only lead to more purchases of licensed sheet music. [...] The notion that a musician serious enough to spend $30 on a sheet music book would instead settle for a by-ear tablature interpretation seems unlikely to me. Whlie highly paid laywers may easily be able to use corrupt, recently-manipulated and poorly-tested copyright law to suggest that I am violating the law, the argument that I have actually damaged their industry in the process seems ludicrous.”

I could not agree more. Thank God I don’t live in USA. Oh wait, our copyright law isn’t any saner[citation needed]. Another *sigh*. (Very late) Update: see The story of Finnish copyright law from CopyFraud blog.

Update: The Register now has this story, like a week late.